Tuesday, May 02, 2006
at canteen 1:
serene: ehh is jewell's name spelt with one 'l' or double 'l's
myself: double. that's how her parents made her name unique. so next time if you wanna name ur child 'jewel', spell it with 3 'l's to make it unique. (i was thinking, and also to beat jewell to her double 'l's)
serene: dont want! i would name my child something else that's precious. like ruby, pearl, emerald...
myself: diamond.
serene: yes, diamond!
hahah imagine serene's daughter named diamond. diamond lee? diamond tan? diamond ong?
diamond zhang?
in class today:
can't remember what was that topic about but i remember me saying..
myself: i dont like to talk. i am too shy.
serene: *rolling her eyes* ya ya ya
myself: ya. and i am nice, kind, sweet, gentle, understanding, patient, joyful, friendly and humble too.
serene: people who are humble will not say that they themselves are humble.
myself: but i also happen to be honest.
=)))
and i was feeling bored yesterday so i was reading old testimonials people wrote for me as well as those i wrote for people. and i came across a few testimonials i wrote for mag quite some time back. and i realised that i was quite funny. well, at least, i find them funny. so i decided to paste it here so i will always remember it as well.
testimonial 1
things i noe abt magg:
1) she is a SF. wahhahhas!
(okay i cant remember what SF means)
2) she likes violent guys
(she once said it very loudly somewhere in city hall behind a few guys we didnt know. and the guys turned around)
3) she likes her 'main course' more than
her 'dessert'
(now that's a secret)
4) she is spastic
5) she is afraid of almost everything
6) she lives in the strudel house. hahas
7) she likes jay chou
8) she likes my husband too. like wat man..
(FYI my husband is edison chen)
9) she is into pink nowadays
10) she likes josiah more than her other
bros. hahas. (we suspect tt)
11) she is near to being a vegetarian
('cos she practically doesnt eat anything. like fish, seafood, and some other kinds of meat)
12) she likes saying 'hi' to herself in front
of e mirror
13) she wants to be a singer - tog with
me. hahas bt a very SPECIAL one..right
mag?
14) she goes ard imitating pple - but in a
super high-pitched n spastic way.
15) she calls others vain when she
herself is e super vain one
16) she does stupid actions like
squeezing pple's shoulders as a way to
say 'bye'
17) she gets very freaked out when u tell
her ghost stories when she's working at
strudel house at night
18) she lies to the customers tt e
mango strudels r sold out.
('cos she finds that mango strudels take a lot of time to make)
testimonial 2
more things i noe abt magg..
19) she laughed at crystle when she
said she wanted to be an ambassador.
20) everytime she cuts her hair, there is
no difference in style and length.
21) she dislikes AMEX
(there was this AMEX joke..)
22) hit her at the back of her head and
she will feel the pain at her forehead.
23) she likes COFFEE =)
(secret again..)
24) she whacks pple like anything
25) she likes to take spastic pictures of
herself. tts her UNIQUE TALENT.
26) she said tt some of my frens 'are
ugly'
27) her name is magdalene pang kok
meng
(FYI pang kok meng was my business management tutor in year 1)
28) she comes 5 mins before tutorial
ends. how wonderful. ie. she is late for
tutorial for 1 hour and 55 mins.
29) she has a craving for roti-boy and
bubble tea nowadays.
30) she wants to dance e 'pao pao cha'
(bubble tea) dance to earn money. -.-
(she did show me part of tt dance)
31) she makes a funny face whenever
she takes the holy com.. becoz of e
wine.
32) she forgets her classmates' names
occasionally.
(like, 'eh is he jeremy or jeremiah?' after being in the same class for 2 semesters)
33) she thinks that the whole world is
dumb except for herself [when actually
its e other way round]
testimonial 3
!!update!!
34) she said she likes
butterflies.but when she sees real
butterflies,she screams.
35) she
believes tt in the course 'aerospace
tech', u fold paper planes in class.
36)she tot tt she lost her ACCPAC book n
she looked lk she was gg to cry.[coz
she only bot it on tt day itself]
37) she wanted to take e stairs to e classroom
on e 7th level.but b4 she reached tt level
she was already drowning in her
perspiration.
testimonial 4
38)she talks in an alien language
every now n then. esp when u r talking
abt 'photocopying some stuff'. lolx.
39)she scolds pple when she is drunk.
40)she called a very nice fren of hers [ie
me] a 'pink brick'.
(if i am not wrong, its because there was this sermon about a temple of God, and each of us being a brick supporting the temple. so mag actually said,'people will see a temple made up of bricks. then suddenly they will spot a pink brick. and thats you.')
41)she said tt jay
chou's current gf is UGLY.i dunno how
true is tt.
42)she said she could love
everyone except for a person
called 'christashit'.
43)she calls
everyone 'auntie'.
44)e first thing she
says after hitting u is 'i didnt hit u!'. its
almost lk a reflex action/speech.
45)she finds 'oreo obsession' at nydc nice bt
she cant finish it.
46)she screamed n
nearly fell off from e chair when she
spotted an insect near her.
47)she finds my mum cute.
48)she smashed e
birthday cakes pple bot for her.
49)she names pple watever she wants. eg. if
she finds tt u look lk a person
named 'joel', she will call u 'joel' from tt
day onwards, no matter wat.
50)she has
zero self-defence skills.
yeah actually you guys wont understand half of e jokes up there because you just had to be there when she did her actions to understand what was so funny. and of course she did write me things she knew about me too. whether you are interested or not, i dont care. i am just going to paste it here.
testimonial 1
oeeei. u meanie. im not that bad hor.
now, things i know abt sharon ..
1) she loves pink but yet she keeps
denying it. *shakes head*
2)she claims that Edison chen is her
husband.
3) She likes to hit her own head.
4) She LOVES to whack people.
5) She thinks that watermelon grows on
tree !!! LOL
6) She can bark like a dog.
7) She is a mean meanie. )=
8) She has no sense of direction. lol
9) She buys 101 things to use on her
face. *bet she din realized she only have
one face* haha
10) She likes twins.
11) She dont like durians *they are so
nicee*
12) She likes to act Jennifer
(jennifer was our manager at seiyu who had this scary aura)
13) She loves to eat the rosti at bugis
14) She loves eating bananas and ate a
banana during lecture
15) She loves chocolate
16) She is self-obsessed. Haha wheee
17) She calls everyone a shitface
18) She goes 'shut up la' when she loses
19) She likes to imitate people
20) She loves bells
there's moreee
yaa she ended here.
see? mine funnier right? gosh i am so so humorous. =)
loves pretty things
- 10:53 PM
